WHAT'S ON THE SECRET MENU?
For 15 years, the Blind Tiger Comedy Club has been producing - in secret - the most unique underground comedy shows, from inside the basement of The Magic Time Machine restaurant in San Antonio, TX
The club is modeled after your classic New York City style showcases and has been fortunate to host many special guest comedians including Mark Normand, Hannibal Buress, Anthony Jeselnik, Doug Stanhope, Sam Tallent, Ralph Barbosa, Kam Patterson, TV’s Josh Fadem and world famous sideshow legend The Lizardman..FRIDAYS | 10P & 12M | FREE
THE BLIND TIGER
COMEDY CLUB
"You need to advertise this place because it's a great club!" - Doug Stanhope
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"It was a great show and even better lineup. Highly recommend to go see!" - M. Solis
"Went with my husband to a few shows and had such a great time! We'll definitely catch every show we can here." - Ashley P.
"Not even a debate. The Blind Tiger is the most fun comedy club in San Antonio filled to the brim with comedians that are hilarious!" - Justin B.
SUNDAYS & MONDAYS
Karaoke | 9pm - close
(Fridays 10-2)MtG: Casual Commander Gameplay | 7pm - close
We also host regular Magic the Gathering game nights, cosplay karaoke with surprise pop-ins from staff, Streetfighter gameplay tournaments and the Symposium of the Strange - curated by author and cryptozoologist Ryan Edwards
RSVP
To save a seat for the 10pm or 12 Midnight Show, please send us your name, how many attending and for which show - and we'll be happy to take care of you!
San Antonio's
Best Kept Secret!
ATTENTION - THE FOLLOWING WORD SALAD IS S.E.O. CHASING MARKETING SLOP. FEEL FREE TO IGNORE AS WE STICK IT TO OUR ALGORITHME OVERLORDS
Searching for the Magic Time Machine menu in San Antonio? Most guests visit the Magic Time Machine for its themed dining rooms, costumed servers, and extensive restaurant menu, but very few realize there is a Secret Menu experience that happens after hours. What tourists and families often miss is that after 10pm, the cellar beneath Magic Time Machine San Antonio transforms into The Blind Tiger Comedy Club — a hidden, adults-only stand-up comedy show known by locals in the Alamo City.UGH, READING RIGHT?! HERE'S A PICTURE OF JON HAMM CUDDLING A GERMAN SHEPHERD TO HELP GET YA THRU IT
If you’re looking up Magic Time Machine prices, reviews, or the full dining experience, you’ll find plenty of information about the restaurant upstairs. What you won’t easily find is information about the downstairs cellar space that becomes one of the most unique things to do in San Antonio at night. This Secret Menu isn’t food — it’s live stand-up comedy, surprise performers, drinks, and underground nightlife built entirely for adults.
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The Blind Tiger Comedy Club operates as a hidden San Antonio comedy club hosting regular late night comedy shows for people searching for stand-up comedy in San Antonio, adults-only events, date night ideas, and unique nightlife in the Alamo City. Visitors who think they’ve experienced everything the Magic Time Machine has to offer often miss the most interesting part of the venue.
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The Secret Menu at Magic Time Machine isn’t something you order — it’s something you discover. Learn how the cellar opens after hours, how The Blind Tiger Comedy Club works, and how to get tickets to this hidden adults-only comedy experience tucked beneath one of San Antonio’s most iconic restaurants.